10,000 BC

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0,000 B.C. was the worst movie I have ever paid to see in the cinema. The film is absolutely ridiculous; with an unknown cast, ugly people, half-assed special effects, and a horrible unoriginal plot that doesn’t make one bit of sense. Do not watch the trailer or look at a movie poster and start to think this movie might be good. I am not speaking from opinion here, this movie was painful for everyone in the crowded cinema- trust me, many people walked out. The characters in this movie are undefined, as is the plot. All I saw was a bunch of guys (or women, you can’t tell) running around a snowy atmosphere then miraculously appearing in a tropical swamp to be chased by a giant ostrich. I’m not kidding. The movie was terribly written and terribly filmed- if it even was filmed- it looks fake anyways. 10,000 B.C. has cheesy, unoriginal ideas that make it boring as hell. The typical girl coming back to life with a kiss is one of the unoriginal ideas in this movie. I have seen that in so many other movies except in 10,000 B.C., the girl was hideous and I wanted her to stay dead because she was annoying anyways. I could go on forever about this failure, but reminiscing aout the film makes me sick. Giant mammoths, eskimo prophets, young savage hunters, and ugly girls make this movie what it is- unbearable. I am embarrassed to have seen this movie. Reviewed by The Accomplice

VIDEO IS UNNECCESARY..I DID NOT WANT TO SEE ANOTHER SECOND OF FILM